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new tumblr app. slightly larger posts. still slow. still cant delete captions. slow. but hey!!!! at least they made slightly larger posts!!!! ive been waiting

so the new ios took 2 hours to download and theres NO new emojis im not happy with u apple right now. not at all

Anonymous asked: i really like the bikini ur wearing rn ! where's it from ?

are u trying to scare me well its working

androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

sansgod:

i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that

marbleblonde:

Today, I met one of my biggest inspirations: Alexa Chung.

Not only was she super sweet and beautiful, but when I told her I was an aspiring writer, she signed and drew this on my moleskine. x

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon having to wear the clothes you’re currently wearing for a day

concentration-lamp:

"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"

"Pretty impressive, huh?"

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

guestuser341:

fight the system

weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

If they knew you were there they would just stop playing, so we had to sneak in really quietly so we could sit and listen. They used to play a lot of covers, like The Strokes. Half the time, tough, they were playing table tennis
Jill Helders about Arctic Monkeys’s rehearsal studio in his warehouse (via sardybum) ←

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

Anonymous asked: serr er du svenske?

yes! är du norsk eller dansk? lol im so bad at this