new tumblr app. slightly larger posts. still slow. still cant delete captions. slow. but hey!!!! at least they made slightly larger posts!!!! ive been waiting
so the new ios took 2 hours to download and theres NO new emojis im not happy with u apple right now. not at all
are u trying to scare me well its working
*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that
Today, I met one of my biggest inspirations: Alexa Chung.
Not only was she super sweet and beautiful, but when I told her I was an aspiring writer, she signed and drew this on my moleskine. x
Imagine your icon having to wear the clothes you’re currently wearing for a day
"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"
"Pretty impressive, huh?"
life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell
fight the system
i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
yes! är du norsk eller dansk? lol im so bad at this